BLOCKED, Outraged and Utterly Mistaken: The New Politics of Comment-Section Entitlement
ENTITLEMENT IN ACTION
NOOSA GAZETTE (SATIRE) “BIKE PATH SCANDAL ROCKS REGION: MOTHER FAILS TO PROFIT, OUTRAGE ENSUES”
“BIKE PATH SCANDAL ROCKS REGION: MOTHER FAILS TO PROFIT, OUTRAGE ENSUES”
FIRST POINT: SAVED FROM ITSELF BY SAND PUMPING
NOOSA HEADS — In a development likely to cause widespread confusion across local surf carparks, coastal scientists have quietly revealed that the much-maligned sand pumping system at Noosa’s famous First Point may actually be helping maintain the wave it was widely suspected of destroying.
Opinion: THE SHRINKING COMPLAINT INDUSTRY
A curious mood has descended upon Queensland’s professional complainers this week following passage of the Local Government (Empowering Councils) and Other Legislation Amendment Act 2026.
LOCAL KEYBOARD WARRIORS DECLARE WAR ON REALITY & STATE LAW
Meet Noosa’s premier Facebook operatives fighting a relentless, highly caffeinated battle against statutory reality. Armed with a dial-up era understanding of the Planning Act, a selective memory of the 2006 Plan, and a spectacular immunity to legal precedent, this dynamic duo is determined to expose a Council conspiracy that simply doesn't exist.
NOOSA River Rumours Flow Again
A long-running rumour that Noosa Council plans to ban boating and fishing on the Noosa River has resurfaced, this time repeated by a senior policy adviser linked to the LNP government. The claim has been repeatedly debunked, with no council policy, planning scheme or river management strategy proposing such a ban.